mrioa:

dashboard dashboard on the screen

who’s the fakest bitch I seen?

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
image

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

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verticalvest:

here’s a photoset of some of my favorite adam sandler outfits

joshpeck:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

posted 5 days ago with 158,023 notes
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vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

posted 5 days ago with 116,442 notes
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ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

posted 5 days ago with 135,684 notes
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*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
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upgraders:

why is dj khaled pouring milk on that baby

tyelr:

if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends

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