sailorthugs:

goals

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

handcannons-and-headshots:

I was so mad and then I wasn’t. 

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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ohcararara:

Dumb Sharks: A collection

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet