dashboard dashboard on the screen
who’s the fakest bitch I seen?
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
oh god they’re already reproducing
here’s a photoset of some of my favorite adam sandler outfits
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
I have never seen a more british sentence
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
why is dj khaled pouring milk on that baby
if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends