bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

assgod:

i have the same thing but for my emergency dildo

vanillish:

*slides this over desk during job interview*

jetbag:

"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

atomic-creeper:

fuckthehipsters:

I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes

i lost my shit